25 Reasons You Wish You Had Been at the Magnises Summer Bash

In the internet age, we know all about FOMO. Fear of missing out hits hard when you’re scrolling through your Instagram feed and come across pictures of friends at the beach, let alone friends at the beach partying in Montauk with Ja Rule. This past weekend, Saturday July 26th, Magnises had their Summer Bash–members only. Let’s just say, by the end of this article you’ll probably be looking into a membership.

1. It took place here, at Gurney’s Montauk Resort.

2. Ja Rule performed at the bash.

3. The crowd was Livin’ it Up.

4. He seemed to enjoy the night, as well.

5. DJ Dippa kept the music flowing all night long.

6. These girls were loving it.

7. She loved it, too.

8. Altogether, the party-goers looked like a vodka advertisement.

9. Ah, look at all the pretty people.

10. Where do they all come from? (We don’t know, but they came by helicopter.)

(At least, Ja Rule did.)

11. Pictures were posed for. This guy repped the US of A.

12. They took the classic ‘lifeguard chair’ picture.

13. These folks had a parasol as a prop.

14. And, these guys had Ja Rule.

15. Stogies were smoked.

16. It got a little rowdy–dancing on lounges.

17. Most importantly: Everyone was dressed to impress. (Those orange shorts are awesome.)

18. It got a little cheeky. Magnises Cards errywhere.

19. The sunset looked like this.

20. And the beach was pleasantly unoccupied–outside of the bash.

21. Love was in the air.

22. And friendship, too.

23. Did I mention Ja Rule was there?!

24. Definitely was the place to be.

25. Those little black cards allow for so much fun.

Feeling a bit jealous? I am.  Sign up for a Magnises membership and if they deem you worthy, get ready to enjoy a life of high standards and exclusivity. If you attended, leave some anecdotes in the comments so we can feel like we were there.

Photographs by Patrick McMullan